Here is a few stories I came up with over time.

The cactus juice demon

Sokka was crossing a unnamed desert exploring newly discovered territory off the Earth kingdom’s coast with Aang and Katara. The moment they arrived, Sokka noticed there cacti. Lots and lots of cacti.

“Maybe just one sip”, thought Sokka staring at the cacti.

Katara noticed that Sokka was looking at the cacti with wide eyes and slapped him hard

“You are NOT drinking any of that!”, Katara exclaimed “The last you did, you became delusional. Thats NOT happening again.”

Sokka hesitantly agreed not to drink any of the cactus juice, but the cactus seemed to talk to him.

“Drink me Sokka”, said the cactus, “I’m thrist quenching and delicious.”

“NO!”, yelled Sokka, “I’m NOT giving in!”

Then Sokka noticed Aang and Katara looking at him awkwardly

“Are you ok?” asked Aang ” you seem a bit cra-” “No, I’m just tired”, Sokka cut off, “and it’s getting late. I say we hit the hay.”

The rest of the group agreed and they settled down for the night.

After a few hours of the talking cactus, Sokka gave in

“Just one sip, the I’ll be done”, Sokka said to himself

He cut a cactus in half and began drinking. Then he began drinking even more. And more. And more. Before he knew it, he had drunk all the cacti juice from all the cacti in the area. He began to feel woozy then he passed out, into the realm of the demon of cactus juice.

Sokka woke up feeling like he had eaten too much rotton meat.

“Ugh where am I?” he asked the air “Why you are in the realm of the cactus juice demon, bask in my glory!” replied a voice behind him. Sokka spun around “Who are you?” he asked. “I just told you I’m the cactus demon, are you deaf?” replied the now annoyed voice. Just then Sokka had a stomach ache “Urrrgggh I feel like puking!” “Cactus juice tends to do that to you.” said the bodyless voice.

Sokka heard a strange noice and in front of him materialized a

GIANT (well giant to a grain of sand)

SCARY (scary to Shaggy and Scooby at least)

RUTHLESS (ruthless looking as a charity organization that is)

cactus.(That is the only truth here)

“YOUR THE CACTUS DEMON?” laughed Sokka “YOU LOOK TINY COMPARED TO ME!” “I’ll eat your soul foolish mortal!” yelled the tiny high pitched cactus.

Then the cactus grew to about fifty feet and actually became all the things I mentioned earlier. Sokka screamed ran away and there was a chase scene blah blah blah. Now I would like to tell you that he rallied himself and defeated and by defeated I mean destroy the cactus demon with a convianiantly placed magical anti-cactus sword/boomerang. But the truth is that Aang rescued Sokka from the second demon in a month by entering the portal that opened up where Sokka passed out.And Katara slapped Sokka into a wall and made him swear never to drink cactus juice again.

The End

I’ll post the rest of the stories later, and one of them will involve Sokka saving Aang, and not getting trapped in a demon realm.

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“Sokka blows up his Sister’s house!”

Once upon a time in the south pole, Sokka was up to more mischief!

“Hmmm if I mix this with that……” Sokka said to himself

FLASHBACK FROM SEVERAL WEEKS EARLIER! (IN THE EARTH KINGDOM)

“If you mix these ingrediants toegether you’ll make a weapon that has deadly potential”, said the crazy looking hermit lady “This amazing and destructive recipe for 50 coins”.

“DEAL” said Sokka, who immediately rushed off after giving her the money and taking the recipe.

BACK TO THE PRESENT

Sokka was scratching his head.

“I’m pretty sure the ingrediants are sulfer, saltpeter and charcoal”, he thought to himself “But I don’t have any charcoal….”

Sokka thought and thought then he had a breathrough.

“I’ll just use some sugar instead of charcoal”, he said to himself.

He put the mixture in a pot as the instructions told him to, then went outside, where Aang and Katara were looking at the sunset. Sokka threw the weapon and it landed in Katara’s house. Her house went flying everywhere causing a giant mess. This also ruined her dinner, did I mention Katara was pregnant? Thats right she was pregnant with her first child, and she was looking foward to dinner.

“SOKKA”, she screamed (she was hungry) as she unleashed a huge tsunami on the him as he ran screaming. Aang and the rest of village stood there in shock as Aang’s wife attacked his brother in law

The End

how do you substitute charcoal with sugar?

@airavatara ites a sokka secret

@dragon1 These are hilarious short stories. Great job Steve! I’m looking forward to more

Very interesting how you made gunpowder in the second story, although 50 coins (I assumed they were gold pieces when reading the story) is quite a bit of money. Unless this was after their little scamming event?

Sokka (tries) dinner (then the dead rise)

Once upon a Sokka time, Sokka was eating a dinner. A dinner with LOTS of meat, very good smelling meat. Now Sokka was travelling near an Earth Kingdom town, with a HUGE graveyard (HUGE). And believe me when I say they may be buried but not dead. Of course, Sokka being Sokka was not aware of the HUGE graveyard at the time (Don’t ask, it’ll only make this long paragraph longer)

Anyways at the nearby graveyard the local evil necromancer named Wu Shao was raising the dead from the grave, and due to the recent war that lasted, oh about 100 years or so, there was a lot of dead to raise.

“Ahh rise dead, rise” said Wu in his creepy deep voice “Dài lái hu?, dài lái dì dìyù”

The dead rose from the grave like a teenage girl gets up for school. Then they shuffled like LMFAO to their new EVIL master. There was a loud chorus of zombie moans as they gathered.

“This moaning is quite annoying” muttered Wu to himself “Maybe I’ll send them to attack the nearby village to get away from the noise”.

But then Wu smelled Sokka’s meat dinner. And a light bulb appeared above his head.

“Hey minions, go eat the meat that smells so good that way” said Wu as he pointed his evil staff at Sokka’s encampment “And stop moaning while you do it”

So the zombies all turned at once and began shuffling towards Sokka’s camp.

Meanwhile Sokka was omnomnoming on his meat when he heard loud moaning.

“Hello” yelled Sokka “Anybody there”.

Just then the giant horde of undead came out of no where and made Sokka pee his pants and freeze in fear. They came closer and closer. Eventually they reached the camp and began eating the delicious smelling meat. They swarmed his camp eating all the meat in sight. They devoured all the meat in the camp except for Sokka who hadn’t bathed in like a week.

And so Sokka was left with wet pants and no dinner while the zombies went back to the grave after eating their fill because they almost annoyed their master to death due to all the moaning who went on to give up evil and use his power for good (mostly)

THE END

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